2,598,960 possible five-card hands. 1,277 flushes in any given suit. 1,098,240 ways to make two-pairs and yet.. the game can't beat a man - Man only beats himself.
S9 E13Improbable
What are you doing here?
I'm waiting for a friend.
At midnight? In a parking garage?
(looks to his arm where a watch would be, except there's no watch) He should be here any minute.
What's this about numbers?
(exasperated) Will you just..!
I'm very good with numbers.
The killer is driven by an impulse we believe is numerological.
Of course, he's a serial killer.
S9 E14Scary Monsters
LHAgent Leyla Harrison
Agent Doggett.. Both of you got in this car believing a little boy may be in danger. What's changed since then? Even if this isn't an X-file - which it is - what will it hurt to keep going? If Mulder were here, he'd keep going.
HHarrison
Agent Mulder wasted no time closing that case. I just try to think like him. What would Agents Mulder and Scully do if they were in this situation?
Agents Mulder and Scully aren't in this situation - Agents Doggett and Reyes are. I don't know about Agent Reyes, but Agent Doggett's going to sit his tired ass down.
GRGabe Rotter
(standing in Scully's kitchen as she performs an ad hoc necropsy) You gotta be freakin' kidding me. I can't believe you're cutting up a dead cat on your kitchen table.
Will you keep your voice down, please? You're going to wake my baby.
S9 E15Jump the Shark
Morris Fletcher?
MFMorris Fletcher
(perks up a little) Finally. What took you so long? You must be Reyes. Enchanté.
(rolls eyes) Yeah.
(referencing making a deal) The one that saves my furry pink ass. People are tryin' to kill me. Did you hear about my boat?
Yeah - Your female companion told us what she witnessed.
My fem... Oh, you mean they didn't kill.. (tries to think of her name)
Brittany? Brittney?
Brittany. Oh.. Oh, thank God she's still alive.
Agents, I'm tellin' ya, you don't want these three involved. I mean, they don't even have their ridiculous tinker toy gizmos. This place is like "How The Grinch Stole Radio Shack."
"Area 51 Exposé!" Ooo! (sarcastic) Where's your new issue? This one's a year old.
Back off, Skeezick.
(looking at Langly's t-shirt) So, who's Joey?
What? (Morris motions again at Langly's shirt) Joey Ramone? Leader of the greatest punk rock band in human history - Now shut up! (notices Morris looking at him closely) ..What?!
(sigh) What are you, 34, 35? Why don't you cut your hair and grow up, huh?
I need to remind you, Fletcher, that Doggett and Reyes aren't here to save you.
Get yourself a real hero, anyway - Not some dead teeny bopper.
(slams keyboard down and stands up, angry) You want to know why Joey Ramone's my hero? 'Cause people like you never managed to grind him down. They never stole his spirit. He never gave in, never gave up, and never sold out. Right till his last breath.. And he's not dead - Guys like that? They live forever.
(patting Jimmy Bond; sarcastically) Cheer up, Gomer - You're bringin' the whole room down.
(sighs) So, you're too broke to publish, huh? Pencil neck told me.. It's a shame. This little rag always was such a hoot. I'm gonna miss it. But, hey, the world spins on, right? Maybe saving it is a younger man's game. Or a woman's. (motioning to Yves)
(considers) Maybe it is.. (turns to Byers) You gotta admit, Byers. It hasn't exactly been our year. And to top it all off, we screwed the pooch pretty good today. Maybe we should pack it in.
And do what instead? We never gave up. We never will. In the end, if that's the best they can say about us... it'll do.
Lone Gunman Newspaper Group. Byers speaking.
GProfessor Gillnitz
(grinning triumphantly, checking his watch) Now you have a minute forty.
[The three Gunmen stand still for a second, thinking. Frohike notices a fire alarm, turns to the others, and signals his intention.]
Guys?
[Langly and Byers look at the fire alarm, then at each other. They both agree.]
Whatever it takes.
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