My name is John Fitzgerald Byers. I was named after our 35th president, and I keep having this beautiful dream. In my dream, the events of November 22nd, 1963, never happened. In it, my namesake was never assassinated. Other things are different, too, in my dream. My country is hopeful and innocent; young again. Young in spirit. My fellow citizens trust their elect officials, never once having been betrayed by them. My government is truly "of the people, by the people, for the people." All my hopes for my country, for myself... all are fulfilled. I have everything a person could want: home and family... and love. Everything that counts for anything in life... I have it. But the dream ends the same way every time. I lose it all.
“Three of a Kind” · Season 6, Episode 20
In this episode: Dana Scully (5), Melvin Frohike (5), Richard Langly (4), John Fitzgerald Byers (3), Morris (1)
And that man that you're with...
SMSusanne Modeski
My fiance? I'm sorry, John, I think you better go.
No, wait. Wait. Ten years ago, I saw you thrown into a car. Kidnapped right in front of me. Did that not happen? Did I just dream all of that?
SMSusanne Modeski
It happened. But things got better.
What if 'they' did something to him? You know, to make him pancake himself?
Who's "they?"
You know... "them."
(rolling her eyes) I'll begin with the Y-incision.
What happened?
I'm thinking that you got a little queasy and took a header. You know, blood and guts can bother some people. (gags)
(seems intoxicated) Yeah. I guess.
You gonna be alright?
Sure, cutie.
[Both stand to examine Jimmy's corpse]]
So, you're done with Jimmy?
Done. Done. Done. (tries to push examining table with no success) How do you roll this thing?
Uh, Scully?
[Scully continues to try to figure out the examining table]
What killed him?
In my medical opinion -- BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!! *claps*
And that's all you found?
That's all I know.
[Scully slips trying to push the examining table]
Scully?
Hey Timmy. I'm sorry about Jimmy.
TLTimothy Landau
Hey Langly, the guys are all up in my room for a round of Dungeons and Dragons, in honor of Jimmy.
(hand on heart for a moment) Lord Manhammer will be in attendance. (to Frohike) I'm going to go play a little D&D, uh, in memoriam.
That's touching, man.
[Frohike hears Scully's laugh, and leaves his slot machine to see her surrounded by a huge group of men.]
Scully?
Aw, hey. Long time, no see. (a man whispers something into her ear) No, that's not nice. I like Hickey. (she rubs his head, messing up his hair. Agent Morris Fletcher [from Dreamland I/II] holds out a pack of cigarettes to her)
Cigarette? (she leans in and takes out a cigarette with her lips seductively)
You don't smoke.
But who's got a match? (a dozen lighters are in front of her instantly) Well ... I just can't decide who lights my fire.
That's it. (grabs cigarette from Scully's mouth) Alright, you dandies, back off. This is Special Agent Dana Scully of the FBI. If you so much as touch her, you may be committing a federal offense. (to Scully) Come on, come on. (he pulls her away)
We could have been stardust.
Maybe next time. (she slaps his ass as Frohike drags her off)
(laughing) Hi.
Settle down, settle down. (sits her on the bed)
(laughing and grinning) Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I found Agent Scully-go-lightly holding court... (Scully grabs Frohike's ass) ...bar!
I've never seen her drunk before ...
MModeski
(checks Scully's eyes) God, this can't be.
(she pretends to tickle her) Hi...
I don't understand. Why would the government want to turn Scully into a bimbo?
Hello, Mulder? Can you hear me? I'm at the hotel. Where are you? What do you mean, "What hotel?" Las Vegas. I'm in Las Vegas, aren't you? You called me. What do you mean you didn't call me? ...Oh, man, I am going to kick their asses.
So you want to hit the slots?
You know, Byers, growing old with us ain't so bad.
Oh, shut up, Langly. You really want him to kill himself?
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