JVJohn Van Dyke
The First Commandment says "Honor thy father."
No, it doesn't!
Toby—
It doesn't! [C.J. tries to stop him] No! If I'm gonna make you sit through this preposterous exercise, we're gonna get the names of the damn Commandments right!
MMMary Marsh
Okay, here we go.
"Honor thy father" is the Third Commandment!
VDVan Dyke
Then what's the First Commandment?
"I am the Lord your God; thou shalt worship no other god before me." [enters the room, walking with a cane] Boy, those were the days, huh?
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