“Sir, I'm going to have to ask that...” – Flight Attendant

Sir, I'm going to have to ask that you turn off your cellular phone.

Toby

We're flying in a Lockheed Eagle Series L-1011. Came off the line twenty months ago. Carries a Sim-5 transponder tracking system. And you're telling me I can still flummox this thing with something I bought at Radio Shack?