Vinick has a cold!
Oh, that's precious.
I'm going to send him some Vick's Vapo-Rub and a big German nurse!
“The Cold” · Season 7
In this episode: Josh Lyman (2), Arnold Vinick (2), Bruno Gianelli (2), C.J. Cregg (1), Donna Moss (1), Will Bailey (1), Debbie (1), Kate Harper (1)
Vinick has a cold!
Oh, that's precious.
I'm going to send him some Vick's Vapo-Rub and a big German nurse!
[As Vinick and staff sit down in the Mural room] Make yourselves comfortable. The President will be right with you.
Thank you.
[quietly] Not too comfortable.
What?
[acting confused] What?
We have had a good time always running for the center. But the party's over. You're a Republican, you need to start talking to the Republican, conservative base.
Nail him to the cross. He can stump for votes on the Via Dolorosa.
I have a thing of yours.
My Pyongyang book, good. I tore up my whole office looking for it.
It's not that.
Really?
Really.
It's in a blue binder. It may not be --
Nothing in a blue binder.
Are you sure? I mean, picking it out --
It's a bra.
...oh, okay.
[looking at Donna] Oh, this must be what your first smack high feels like.
Here's hoping it's not followed by a huge crash and years of rehabilitation.
Nothing could kill my mood right now, but that was a good try.
We have had a good time always running for the center. But the party's over. You're a Republican, you need to start talking to the Republican, conservative base.
Nail him to the cross. He can stump for votes on the Via Dolorosa.
I am the only person talking to values voters.
And you are doing a fantastic job.
They're not voting for me, and they know it. He needs to spend more time in the southern states to make sure we don't lose them.
The undecideds are moderates. They're not bible thumpers. He's got to speak to their issues.
What's he going to do? Suddenly pull the Arnold Vinick Health Plan out of his tailpipe?
Would that qualify as a miracle? They like the miracles.
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