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The West Wing · Season 1

“The State Dinner” quotes from The West Wing

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“The State Dinner” · Season 1

In this episode: Josh Lyman (3), Josiah Bartlet (2), Mandy Hampton (2), C.J. Cregg (1), Donna Moss (1)

I'm not wild about this whole Indonesian thing.

What's the problem?

I've been doing some reading on my own.

I wish you wouldn't do that.

Why?

Because you tend to cull some bizarre factoid from a less than reputable source and then you blow it all out of proportion.

I do not.

Donna...

I just thought you might like to know that in certain parts of Indonesia, they summarily execute people they suspect of being sorcerers.

What?

I read it.

They... summarily execute people they suspect of being sorcerers?

They behead them.

Sorcerers.

Gangs of roving people. Beheading those they suspect of being sorcerers. You know with... what's that thing that Death carries?

A scythe.

They're doing it with a scythe.

Well, thanks for the head's up.

I thought you might like to know who's coming over for dinner.

You bet.

HHarry

Mr. President?

No questions right now, Harry.

HHarry

A short one.

She's not worried about the length of your question, she's worried about the length of my response.

It really bugs you that the President listens to me sometimes.

Yes, but you shouldn't take it personally. It bugs me when the President listens to anyone who isn't me.

What about a negotiator?

MMilitary officer

Negotiate what?

A peaceful settlement.

This is a stand off with federal officers. A peaceful settlement is "put your guns down, you're under arrest."

I think it would be wise if we demonstrated that we exhausted every possible peaceful solution before we got all Ramboed up.

I don't think it's unreasonably macho for the White House to be aggressive in preserving democracy.

Let me tell you something. Ultimately, it is not the nuts that are the greatest threat to democracy, as history has shown us over and over and over again, the greatest threat to democracy is the unbridled power of the state over its citizens. Which, by the way, that power is always unleashed in the name of preservation.

This isn't abstract, Mandy. This isn't a theoretical problem. The FBI says come out with your hands up, you come out with your hands up. At which point, you're free to avail yourself of the entire justice system.

Do you really believe that? Or are you just pissed off because I got into the game?

Time's up.

LLittle

Actually, if I may, Mr. President. I didn't get my full five minutes.

Yes, I know. But I got tired of listening to you. Now you listen to me. I have a Nobel Prize in Economics and I'm here to tell you that none of you know what the hell you're talking about. At 12:01 am, I'm using my executive power to nationalize the trucking industry.

LLittle

You can't do that, Mr. President...

Fourteen White House lawyers disagree. Truman did it in ‘52 with the coal mines.

LLittle

And it was struck down by the Supreme Court.

In 50 years, there's a new bench and I'll take my chances. As for Labor, I am calling Congress into Emergency Session to grant me the authority to draft the truckers into military service. [Russo and the Truckers Union delegates look dumbfounded] You're going to love our food. Nice talking to you folks. If this isn't settled in 47 minutes, don't worry. We know where to find you.

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