Go fish.
We're playing Crazy Eights.
You're going to be combing pudding out of your hair!
You can't comb dreads!
Games involve strategy, cunning, and knowledge of the humans psyche. Sports involves me looking like a geek.
OLOne of Lor's brothers
[literally handing Lor over to Tino, Carver, and Tish] She makes waffles, she says "please", she won't punch anybody. FIX HER!
TSTino's Mom
You know, there's a lesson in this.
Why did I know there would be?
TSTino's Mom
Sometimes, we think somebody would be perfect if only one thing about them. But when we change that one thing, suddenly they're not that person we knew.
Yeah, OK.
TSTino's Mom
And before you know it, you're divorced and raising a child all on your own.
This isn't about Lor anymore, is it?
TSTino's Mom
Lor who?
So, Carv, imagine the worst thing that can happen if you went back on the radio.
Well, I go in, totally choke really bad, get suspended from school, get kicked out by my parents, hop a freight train out west, get arrested for being a hobo, and end up in a chain gang with a guy named Lenny who calls me George and keeps talking about the rabbits.
OK...you're not allowed to use your imagination anymore.
I am clearly not fit to be the voice of Bahia Bay. Don't worry, I'm completely content with being the voice of total failure.
You could start with being the voice of mediocrity and work your way down from there. [Tish elbows her in the ribs] What'd I say?
[to Tish] I'm about to get the "If you can't say something nice" lecture, huh?
[cheering] Clown school! Clown school! Clown school!
Great, my friends will be there to see me get scared and vomit.
[cheering] Vomit! Vomit! Vomit!
[As the gang celebrates getting yearbook superlatives] I'm gonna have "Most athletic" tattooed to my face!
Oh man, I was gonna do that, only with "best shoes".
Why would you wanna tattoo "best shoes" to my face?
BBluke
Gum from the sidewalk tastes best.
TSTino's Mom
You can't force yourself to mature.
Can so.
TSTino's Mom
Can not.
Can so.
TSTino's Mom
Can not.
Can so.
TSTino's Mom
Can not times infinity.
Blast.
Man, her brain has like totally shut down.
I think it's a mechanism evolved by her Scottish ancestors to protect her from bagpipe music.
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