Larry
Hey, Dad, can I have $40? I need it so I can take out this girl.
Dave
Oh, hey, here's 50 bucks. And some Tic Tacs.
Larry
No, thanks. I don't need those.
Dave
Oh, yeah, you do. So, who's the girl?
Larry
Actually, it's two girls.
Mike
Two girls for $50? Wow, that's half what you usually pay.
Larry
Well, I guess your mom works cheap. (laughs)
Mike
Larry, Larry, for the last time, making "your mom" jokes to your own brother, it just defeats the whole purpose.
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