This Christmas is quite special this year.
Is Carry On Camping going to be on the telly?
No, no!
Is Jesus coming back to get rid of all the bad in this sick world?
Not that either, although it would be good to have someone new presenting Songs of Praise! But no, the reason that this year is special to me is that it is my tenth year in Dibley.
Here is a woman, who could have done anything. Gone anywhere! And yet you have chosen to waste the best ten years of your life stuck with us morons!
... Yeah. Thanks for that!
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