[Molotov & Monstroso inside the limo hanging off a cliff]
Well well well, here we are again. How long are we gonna keep doing this Mol, till we’re old and gray, huh? Every year we pretend to try to kill each other. You know neither of us actually do it.
Speak for yourself, Samson. [Reaches for her gun]
[Has the gun] Oh, looking for this?
Hmm, we seemed to be, as you say, stalemate.
Not from where I’m sitting. Ah, give it up Mol. You got nowhere to go but down, and you know why? Because you are a bad person. You don’t know the first thing about duty or honor, or friendship, your just a cold-hearted mercenary BITCH. I’m tired spending my life chasing you.
What if I told you it wasn’t for money this time. What if I told you that I've... changed! [Remove her chastity belt]
What, for real’s, or is this another one of your tricks?
No Samson, it is the real thing.
[Brock & Molotov draws close to each other for a kiss but she stops]
Nyet!
What! OH FOR GOD... COME ON, YOU SAID YOU’VE CHANGED!
You misunderstand, Samson. I am, how you say, taken.
What, by who?
[Molotov looks at Monstroso (unconscious) in the backseat]
HIM! OH, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
It is like you say, “I’m a bad person”, and so is he. He is also rich, powerful and quite well endowed.
ARGH, alright, enough.
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