I'm sick of this! I'm slightly drunk, I'm talking to the ghost of my fucking dead friend, I'm probably in love with you, so...yeah, whatever! I'm over it!
You're "over it"?
You're in love with me?
Whoa, wait. What?
Yeah, we made out.
Well, that's a stretch. We got drunk, and maybe we kissed...
Sure...where was I then?
Where were you? You were there! We were on top of you! [The music stops] We made out on you!
Fight! There's a fight!
So you had a drunken threesome! Join the fucking club! We're villains, you crybaby! We swing! I watched my wife suck Manta Claus dry and then make him breakfast!
Is that true?
Eggs and buttered toast.
Wh...you guys are nuts! Yeah, great! [Flipping off everybody as he leaves] Fuck you! Fuck this completely crappy fucking excuse for a fucking prom!
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