E.R. Doctor, Dr. Venture and others in “Unfinished Business”

Well I have good news...

Oh, thank...

And bad news.

YOU SON OF A BITCH!! (relaxes) Okay fine! Hit me with it, don't soft soap me. Give it to me straight, I can take it.

The good news is the operation was a success. We were able to remove the entire tumor from your midsection.

(to Brock as if comforting him) See, you big worry wart?

Brock

What's the bad news?

I... ah geez... This is very hard.

Oh god. It's the big C, isn't it? (to Brock) You did this to me! All that second hand smoke!! You should be the one in this bed, mister!!!

No no no, Dr. Venture! The tumor was benign, it's just that... well... (clears throat) We cannot find it.

What do you mean you can't find it?

Well, we took it out, and i don't know. When I finished sewing you up, I turned around and it was just gone!

(sarcastically) Gone. Well, I want a second opinion! Oh, wait, I'm a doctor! I can give myself one! You suck, and I'm leaving!