The Vampire Diaries Season 4 quotes

Caroline

(as they search Shane's office) What are we even looking for?

Stefan

Well, if Shane really was working with Silas, chances are he was helping him plan his next move.

Caroline

Where, on his evil villain to-do list? 'Steal blood, perform 3 massacres, pick up dry cleaning'?

Klaus

Actually, not to nit-pick, but we evil villains usually use minions to pick up our dry cleaning, that sort of thing.

Caroline

(to Stefan about Klaus) Why is he necessary again?

Stefan

Well, we don't know what Silas can do, so if we do have to go head to head with him, an Original hybrid who can't die might come in handy.

Klaus

Besides, Stefan and I work well together, or at least we did in the twenties.

Elena

You dragged me all the way to New York because you were feeling nostalgic?

Damon

No, I dragged you to New York because in a matter of three days, you managed to piss off everyone in Mystic Falls. A little more difficult to do in a city of millions.

Elena

(shrugging) I was hungry.

Damon

You were reckless.

Elena

Emotionless. There's a difference.

Damon

Look, all that matters is that when I lived here, I fed like crazy and had a blast and went undetected for years.

Damon

Ooh, silver lining. If Rebekah takes the cure, then she's mortal. And then we can just kill her right then and there.

Stefan

Ooh, dark cloud. Elena stays a vampire forever.

Caroline

(walking in) (to Klaus) I got your fifty bajillion messages. This better be life and death.

Klaus

(gruffly) Go away.

Caroline

Klaus? Where are you? (as she looks around and sees him) What happened to you?

Klaus

(thinking she's still Silas) I need more time. Stop hounding me!

Caroline

I'm hounding you? I'm supposed to be running 3 different prom committees right now and you keep phone stalking me.

Klaus

Caroline? Is it really you? (as she looks surprised) Prove it to me.

Caroline

Okay, I don't know if this is some new way of flirting, but it sucks, and I have more important things to do. (tries to leave)

Klaus

Wait, please. Silas... he stabbed me with the white oak stake. There's a- a piece of it stuck inside me.

Caroline

Why would Silas attack you?

Klaus

Well, I was in no position to ask questions. Suffice it to say, I'm hurt. So you can understand why I called you.

Caroline

You ran Tyler out of town, you killed his mother, and you think I'm the person to call for help?

Caroline

(to Klaus) Oh, my god. You do have a heart. (she moves the pliers deeper as Klaus howls in pain) Oh, my bad. It's just a bloody rib.

Klaus

Well I'm glad you're finding my misery so amusing.

Caroline

Ugh, I swear there's nothing in here. And if you think I'm having fun, you're insane.

Klaus

You killed 12 witches for your friend Bonnie. You can't even get your hands a little dirty for me. Here I thought we were becoming friends.

Stefan

So what happened to the guy who thought Elena should embrace being a vampire, let the chips fall where they may?

Damon

That guy got his neck snapped in New York and this guy is royally pissed off.

Elena

What do you think?

Rebekah

Hm. It's close. Not quite slutty enough – I think you need more eyeliner.

Elijah

Where's Katherine, Elena?

Caroline

[To Klaus] We've all tried to kill you. And you've tried to kill most of us. How do you think that you deserve my friendship when you've done nothing to earn it?

Klaus

[Stands up] [Ferociously and savagely] I will not have my hand forced by you OR ANYONE ELSE!

Caroline

[Also ferociously and savagely] What is wrong with you?! I'm reaching out to you despite everything that you've done, and you still can't get out of your own way. GOD! I feel sorry for you.

Klaus

DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON ME!!!

Caroline

I SHOULD'VE TURNED MY BACK ON YOU AGES AGO!!!

Klaus

[Realizes that the pain is gone] It's gone.

Caroline

What?

Klaus

The pain. The– the pain is gone. [Realizes that the pain was never in his back] It was– it was never there. He got in my head. Silas– [Points to his own temple] –got inside my head. [Takes Caroline's hand] You took my mind off it. You brought me back, Caroline.

Caroline

If Silas can make you, of all people, believe that you're dying, what can he do to the rest of us?

Elena

You know I don't want the cure. You need to know that I never will and I'm done talking about it. So... will you accept that and let me be who I am, or not?

Damon

Believe me, I learned my lesson. Elena without humanity is a stone-cold bitch, and I won’t trust her until we get the old Elena back.

Elena

Where's the cure?

Katherine

What? No I'm here to avenge my annoying little brother speech?

Elena

People die. We move on.

Caroline

(enters the room as she wipes her hand with a towel) I used all your bleach.

Klaus

Hey. Thank you for helping me.

Caroline

Yeah… Well, if you need anything else... don't call me. I have a prom to plan.

Klaus

(smiling) Friends, then?

Caroline

Are you gonna let Tyler come back into town?... (turns when he says nothing)

Klaus

You might have noticed... I'm not exactly scouring the earth for him, am I?

Rebekah

You and Katherine? And I thought you were the smart brother.

Elijah

(indignant) You don't have a smart brother. It turns out I'm just as stupid as the rest of you.

Rebekah

Why don't you just give me the cure so I can judge you silently elsewhere?

Elijah

And what could you possibly want with the cure?

Rebekah

I want to be human again.

Elijah

How do you know that being human is the answer you're looking for? I mean, it's nothing but a romantic notion. The grass won't necessarily be greener, Rebekah.

Rebekah

You're probably right. But I don't care. I want to live a simple life as a normal person. And when it ends, it ends. We've had 20 lifetimes together, Elijah. Isn't that enough?

Elijah

I just don't understand. I mean, why must you always consider our family a burden? Always and forever. I mean, those words are as important to me today as they, as they ever were.

Rebekah

You will always be my brother. And I will never stop loving you. But now it's time for me to live and die the way that I choose, not the way you and Nik want me to.

Caroline

Elena stole my prom dress. I went to pick it up, and the tailor said that somebody else already did. And when I asked who, she said she couldn't remember. Hello? The vervain is out of the town water supply. She was compelled. (Klaus laughs). It is not funny.

Klaus

I know. I know.

Caroline

Then stop laughing. Look, I know that prom isn't important to you, but it's important to me.

Klaus

Well surely finding another dress is well within your substantial vampire capabilities.

Caroline

But I don't want just another dress. I want to look hot, like Princess Grace of Monaco hot. So, could you please go back into your creepy trophy case of family collectables and dig me out something of royal caliber?