The Stefan that we know is gone.
How is Damon handling that?
Damon is... Damon.
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I can't drink all this by myself! I mean, I can. But then someone is getting naked.
Hey, so, what's the point of this again?
The point is I'm pissed at Caroline and Bonnie dumped your ass. The point is to get drunk and shoot stuff.
Well, you're day drunk. It's not exactly your most attractive look.
Oh? And what is my 'most attractive look'?
I'm not saying that you have any attractive look. I'm just saying...this is my least favorite one.
My sister has gone missing.
Cute, blonde bombshell? Psycho? Shouldn't be too hard to find.
Vampires, hybrids, and originals? No problem. My rebellious brother? I'm worried.
What if he asked you to... jump off a bridge?
He wouldn't. And even if he did, I'd be fine. I'm a hybrid.
OK, so what if he asked you to rip your own heart out?
Again, he wouldn't.
What if he did?
I don't know - then I'd rip out my heart!
Human life is just a means to an end. Our means, to our end.
None of us are gonna make it out of this town alive.
And they use their ju-ju to screw with my daylight ring.
He's gonna kill Jeremy.
Not really my problem.
(Elena slaps Stefan)
Then you can go to hell.
When are you going to get it? Stop saving me!
Ric, hey. When did you return to the living?
You go after Klaus, you're gonna have to be cut throat and devious. And I'm so much better at that than you.
My brother is sort of running his own show right now.
Yeah, well my brother just chopped of someone's head.
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