Show up, there's going to be nine other people that brought chili.
It's an old family recipe, okay?
Yeah - I know! I knew your old family. They made sucky chili.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
As your friend, who worries for you daily: what is the deal with you and Damon?
There is no deal. He's been just as focused on finding Stefan as I have.
Yeah, but that doesn't make him any less Damon... If my own father, who I love dearly, can't change me, no one's changing Damon. Not even you.
I'm going to let you in on a little secret... "Founder's parties" are just an excuse for the council to gather in backrooms and plot against vampires.
I am not a brat!
A thousand years of life experience says otherwise.
Stefan (to Klaus): Well, you're no picnic, either. I mean, I've only spent one summer with you and I feel like I want to blow my head off.
You know, witches nowadays, they're into that new-age stuff. But...I'm a little more old-school voodoo.
Where's Damon?
Probably off somewhere doing bad things to good people. (shrugs) Consider me the honesty police.
Where have you been?
Managing Bill Forbes. Apparently, he's impervious to compulsion.
How?
I have no idea. But he threatened to out me. Don't get me started on the irony of that...
Damon (about Bill): He wants to put vervain in the town's water supply.
Maybe it's not a bad idea. I mean, it'll help you keep yourself in control, now that Stefan's not here to...
To what? To keep me in check? Make me behave? I should have killed him this morning.
He's Caroline's dad, Damon.
Yeah, and when I kill him, she'll have one more parent than we do. (starts to leave)
(blocks him) Oh, come on, Damon!
You're repeatedly killing my buzz today, Ric. Step aside.
Yeah, that's not going to happen.
(sighs) Your temporary funeral. (breaks his neck)
Damon, no! What is wrong with you?!
You can't do this anymore, Damon. Not in this town. Not around me!
Why not? Nothing I haven't done before. Why is it suddenly so important for everybody to keep me in check?
Because I don't want you to be what other people think that you are.
What? A monster? Sorry to disappoint you Elena, but last time I checked I was still a vampire!
I just wish that you didn't have to act like one!
I am NOT Stefan, Elena. How about you stop trying to turn me into him.
You killed me!
Ric, no hard feelings, alright? I was on a bit of a tear, and everyone was trying to tell me how to behave-
Or maybe they finally realized you’re just a dick.
I have done everything Klaus asked me to.
No, you just failed to mention that the doppelganger is still alive.
Where is Klaus now?
With any luck, ripping that cow's head off.
(attacks her) Where is she?!
You really do love her, don't you? Consider me jealous.
What if I told you there is a way to kill Klaus? And not dagger dead. Dead dead.
I'd say you're either desperate or lying. Or drunk. Or a desperate, lying, drunk.
Stefan, you can control this. When that buzzer goes off, just...just drink from me!
You don't get it; I can't stop, Elena. I'm a ripper! A ripper doesn't stop! I listen to the words that come out of your mouth and all I hear is the sound of your heart pumping blood through your body. And when that clock ticks down, I'm going to have to feed on you. You want to know what's worse? I'm not going to be able to stop.
You're going to get yourself killed. The Damon I remember wouldn't have been that stupid.
(pauses) I wouldn't have done it for you.
Now this is fascinating, I've never seen this before. The only thing stronger than your craving for blood is your love for this one girl. ...Why don't you turn it off?
No.
Come on... Your humanity is killing you! All the guilt, must be exhausting. (pauses) Turn it off.
No!
Stefan...
You're strong. But you're not...that...strong. (pauses) Turn...it...off.
(shoves Klaus away) NO!
(enraged, Klaus rushes Stefan - pins him against the wall)
TURN IT OFF!
Elena (to Klaus): What did you do?
...I fixed him.
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