Wow, I'd love to lend you a hand, but, you know, you wouldn't want me doing anything stupid.
You're seriously gonna be like this?
You and your girlfriend are calling the shots. I'm just... backing off, Stefan.
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Wow, I'd love to lend you a hand, but, you know, you wouldn't want me doing anything stupid.
You're seriously gonna be like this?
You and your girlfriend are calling the shots. I'm just... backing off, Stefan.
Elena (to Elijah, about Katherine): You cared about her, didn't you?
It's a common mistake, I'm told. And it's one I won't make again.
I need some air. I'm still feeling a tad... dead. Come.
Where is he going?
Klaus (in Alaric's body): To retrieve me. So I can get out of this bad hair-do.
I think the term you're looking for is...OMG.
The curse of the sun and the moon is fake.
Thought you might be dead.
Unfortunately not.
(in a flashback)
Thank you for entertaining me.
Oh, you looked lonely inside, so I took pity on you.
Klaus promised to spend the day with me, but he never returned home from the night.
Klaus does not live by any rules but his own.
He is a very charming man. Hard for any women to resist I suppose.
And yet...
I know not why he called me. He seems to not care about me at all.
Many a union has been built on much less.
Is it wrong to want more?
Do you have more with Trevor?
Trevor believes that he loves me but...true love is not real unless it is returned. Do you agree?
I do not believe in love, Katerina.
That is too sad for me to accept, my lord. Life is too cruel. If we cease to believe in love, why would we want to live?
You should be thankful she’s here. She’s keeping me from going for what I really want.
You’re right. Thank you for being in love with my girlfriend.
(about Elijah) If anyone can get him to help us kill Klaus, it's her.
Bonnie's the way to kill Klaus, Stefan. He thinks she's dead. We have a chance with her.
She'll kill herself in the process. Elena's looking for another way.
Her way's going to get her killed. So we need to find her and stop her.
What are you doing here?
(walking into the apartment) We're here to rescue you.
No, sweetie. We are here to see if she deserves to be rescued.
Right.
I figured you still might be kicking. Alaric-Klaus was blending way too easily. Figured he probably had some coaching.
Klaus and I faked the Sun and Moon curse dating back over a thousand years.
(prompting) But if there's no curse...
There's a curse. Just not that one. The real one's much worse. It's a curse placed on Klaus.
What are you talking about?
Klaus has been trying to break it for the last thousand years.
When I was little, you mom used to tell me bedtime stories. Stories about vampires. I never thought that what she said could be true.
It is true, Jenna. I should have told you. I thought that if you didn't know, you'd be safe. But then things got so out of control and everything I had done to keep you out of it, it just blew up in my face.
What if it doesn't work, Elena?
Then I guess I'll just be dead.
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