Dammit, Tyler, I'm trying to save your life. Can't you see that?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
You guys are drinking vervain?
It's an acquired taste. I don't see that magical ring on your stitched finger, so if you know something about Klaus, you better start talking, or I will kill you in your sleep.
BBrady
I see you got the bullet out. That was...nasty. I've got lots of wooden bullets; other toys. It's gonna be a long night, sweet pea.
You totally blew her off.
I'm steering clear of all women at the moment.
You didn't have to be rude.
Trust me, it's in the best interest of women everywhere.
He's a werewolf. He needs to die, I'm willing kill him, it's a win-win!
Damon, please. Okay? Too many people are dead.
You need to stop doing that.
Doing what?
Assuming that I'll play the good guy because it's you who's asking.
Do you mind?
What's going on?
Nothing.
It doesn't look like nothing.
Well, guess what, John? Trust works both ways. Get out.
Elena (to John): You may be my father, but I am never gonna be your daughter.
Damon (to Jules and Brady): Since Stefan got here earlier, I'll let him try it his way before I try it my way...which is a little bloodier.
I didn't know what to do.
You help your friend. That's what you do.
I'm sorry.
No. It's too late, because we are not friends anymore, and what happened to me tonight? That will never happen again. So you take that back to your little werewolf pack and you get the hell out of my house.
Elena (to Caroline): We're gonna slumber it.
What do you want, Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome?
I'm not that tall.
Why do you kill people?
Because I like it. It's in my nature. It's who I am. But then I have to stay together here, to protect her, and she wants me to be a better man, which means I can't be who I am. Do you see the problem I am having, Andie?
Or maybe this is who you are now. Love does that, Damon. It changes us.
(sighs) Just stop talking.
Brady (to Tyler): They're the enemy. And if they break that curse, all of us are as good as dead.
What kind of witch roofie was that?
A strong one.
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