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The Vampire Diaries · Season 5, Episode 10

“Fifty Shades of Grayson” quotes from The Vampire Diaries

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“Fifty Shades of Grayson” · Season 5, Episode 10

In this episode: Damon Salvatore (5), Elena Gilbert (1), Stefan Salvatore (1), Katherine Pierce (1)

What the hell happened to you?

Ditto. Elena's not here by any chance, is she?

I haven't seen her, not that I've been looking.

Stefan, you awake?

You know, he hasn't seen her either. I know because we were together ... All night.

Look, I've had a really crappy couple of days, ok? If you're implying what I think you're implying--

Why? What were you thinking? That our hot, naked bodies collided in one unforgettable night of passion?

I'm gonna barf.

Great. Then my work here is done. Too-do-loo.

Where the hell have you been?

Aw, you know, being held against my will, shot in the head, and now I can't find Elena. How was your evening? Anything out of the ordinary happen?

Wait a minute. What do you mean you can't find Elena?

I mean, she's not picking up her phone, she's not in her dorm, she's nowhere in this house, which leads me to believe that Dr. Creepy Ken doll has her somewhere.

Are you talking about the Whitmore bio teacher?

Yeah, the one that operates on vampires during business hours, yeah, that one. Put your hero hair on, Stefan. Let's go get Elena.

You just said you don't know where she is.

I don't, which means we're gonna have to find us some leverage. So come on.

Pop quiz. So your girlfriend's taken by a mad scientist. Now do you: a) get a new girlfriend; b) call the police; or c) kill someone close to that mad scientist.

A hundred pages of horrific torture, and you find the one happy passage.

I'm not defending you. I'm not defending your decision to kill Aaron's entire family, to go out of the town and kill his aunt while we are so together.

So why are you still here? I'm bad Elena. I'm bad for you! So why wouldn't have you run away from me as far as humanly possibile?

'Cause I love you, Damon. Because I chose you and I stand by my choice.

Now I'm choosing. And I'm choosing to let you go.

What?! No, Damon.

I'm choosing to not to think about you must feel every time some ghost from my past comes in our lives. I'm choosing to relieve you of having to defend me for every awful thing I've ever done.

Stop acting like I'm perfect! Damon, I've done horrible things too. You think I wanna stand here and judging you after you've tortured for 5 years?

Stop defending me! I won't change who I am. I can't. But I refuse to change you.

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