What the hell happened to you?
Ditto. Elena's not here by any chance, is she?
I haven't seen her, not that I've been looking.
Stefan, you awake?
You know, he hasn't seen her either. I know because we were together ... All night.
Look, I've had a really crappy couple of days, ok? If you're implying what I think you're implying--
Why? What were you thinking? That our hot, naked bodies collided in one unforgettable night of passion?
I'm gonna barf.
Great. Then my work here is done. Too-do-loo.
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