Are you ever not gonna hate me, Ric?
Doubtful.
“Smells Like Teen Spirt” · Season 3, Episode 6
In this episode: Damon Salvatore (12), Elena Gilbert (9), Caroline Forbes (4), Alaric Saltzman (4), Stefan Salvatore (3), Tyler Lockwood (3), Bonnie Bennett (1), Katherine Pierce (1)
How do I fix him?
Get a new boyfriend.
Matt's trying to resurrect his dead sister! I think I'll go deal with that instead.
How did I get home?
I brought you here. You were being a major d-bag.
Uh-oh! It’s the fun police. I thought that 'Ripper Stefan' was supposed to be the life of the party.
You look, uh, not sober.
Give it to me, I can do it.
No, let me.
Damon, come on!
Elena. You almost got barbecued. The least I can do is apply first-aid.
You played your part of the plan really well tonight. You had Rebekah drooling all over you...and your marshmallows....
Yeah - before she skewered me. I thought you were too drunk to notice.
I was faking most of it.
So was I.
Great work tonight, Ric. Sorry about the car, man. Bummer.
You have to earn the over-nighter.
I consider that a challenge.
I know who you really are, better than anyone, Stefan. I am not giving up.
Elena, do you have any idea how pathetic that makes you?
No, Stefan. (stakes Stefan in the gut) It makes me strong.
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