Vaughn quotes from The Vampire Diaries

How do you hide from the devil when you don't know what he looks like?

Damon

(tied to a rope as they walk through the woods) Mind telling me where we're going?

At the wishing well lies an entrance to a crypt. In the crypt lies Silas. And with Silas lies the cure, which will allow me to kill Silas, bring the mission of the brotherhood of the Five to an end. You're my leverage, Damon. I use you to get your witch friend to open the passage to Silas' crypt for me.

Damon

What a minute, you're using me to get to Bonnie Bennett? Whoa, brother, ha! You picked the wrong vampire.

I guess we'll see about that.

Damon

Here's the deal, Shrek. My witch friend will open the passage for you. No leverage necessary. We don't care about Silas. All we want is the cure, so you cut us in on your share, and we'll get out of your hair.

Damon

Here's the thing. I was completely willing to accept the fact that you were one man on a lonely mission to kill ol' Silas, and then I got boned by my vixen nemesis miss Katherine Pierce, and then I start thinking there's no way that this is a coincidence. So what do you know, huh? (to Rebekah) Took you long enough.

Rebekah

Sorry. I had to dig the arrow out of my spine. Thank you for that.

Damon

Well, if you want a lead on Katherine Pierce, here's your guy.

Torture me all you want. You can't kill me. The Hunter's curse will torment you forever.

Damon

It will be worth it.

Rebekah

He's right. You can't kill him, but that doesn't mean we can't tear him apart piece by piece, nerve by nerve until the pain is so severe, that your brain shuts it off to give you one tiny moment of blessed relief, and then we'll heal you and do it again and again and again.

Damon

You are creepy.

Rebekah

Thank you.

I was tracking dens of vampires across Colorado. Katherine found me, said she could help me find Silas. She already knew about the Hunter's mark, the cure.

Rebekah

How?

Oh, she has someone on the inside, some werewolf girl, friends with your professor.

Damon

Hayley, Tyler Lockwood's old friend. Ah, I knew she was shady. Where'd Katherine find her.

New Orleans. That's all I know.

Damon

Ah. Good. Let's throw him in a well. If he starves to death, it's not our fault. I'm going to find Bonnie.

Rebekah

We've got a lead on the cure, Damon. I'm going to find it, but I suppose you don't mind. You never wanted Elena to be human again, anyway.

Damon

I wanted the cure for her because it's what she wanted. You might think I'm afraid to go back, but I'm not because I know what she needs. She needs me to bring her best friend home.

Damon

Here we are!

What is it?

Damon

This is where I dumped Silas. Closed off to hikers, no food for animals, endlessly deep water.

I'm not following you, Damon. Where exactly did you put the body?

Damon

Well, um, let me see. So I– I dragged his stone ass through here, I flung him in that general direction, and he tumbled down into those weeds. I kinda lost him in the rocks. What do you know about physics? What is it? It's distance equals velocity times time? Guess I should have told you to bring some scuba gear, huh?