Jo quotes from The Vampire Diaries

(to Alaric) I followed you like a crazy stalker. Not one of my finer moments.

(to Alaric) While I'm sealing this wound, I want you to think about how you tried to compel one of the smartest women on campus to forget about her date with you. The date where I single-handedly saved dozens of lives without smearing my makeup.

Why don't you just compel me out of the way? Look don't you think it's about time we level with each other?

Alaric

Okay, how's this: my best friend, he just came from the dead but now I have to save him from a vampire hunter before he's driven across an anti-magic border and killed...again. So here's some friendly advice: it's probably a good idea to stay as far away from me as possible.

You'll die if I move you. You nicked your descending aorta.

Alaric

I know. It's what killed me.

Well you didn't have me back then, did you? And you didn't have hemostatic gauze.