Katherine Pierce quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Katherine

Bad day?

Damon

Bad century. I heard you were on the loose.

Katherine

What's the matter? Jealous 'cause I spent the day with Stefan?

Damon

I don't do jealous. Not with you. Not anymore.

Katherine

Don't try to be the hero, Damon. You'll end up dead.

Damon

Been there, done that. At least this time it will have been worth it.

Katherine

Mason. You should have been here an hour ago.

Damon

Wrong boy-toy.

Katherine

Damon. For once, you’ve surprised me. I assume Mason’s with you.

Damon

He’s right beside me. Although his heart’s across the room.

Katherine

You shouldn’t have.

Damon

I’ve had a very busy day today. Killed a werewolf, found a moonstone. Hey, did you know that he hid the moonstone at the bottom of a well full of vervain? Guess he didn’t trust you very much. He did love you, poor guy. Hey, where are you? ’Cause, you know, I could bring him over. Last good-byes and all that.

Katherine

You've no idea what you’ve just done.

Damon

Aww, did I put a kink in your master plan? I’m so sorry.

Katherine

Do you honestly believe that I don’t have a plan B? And if that fails, a plan C, and then a plan D, and... you know how the alphabet works, don’t you? Send my love to Stefan.

What's with the hair?

Katherine

I'm impersonating my dull as dishwater doppelganger, Elena. She has the worst taste.

Except in men.

Matt

Elena?

Katherine

(as Elena) Matt? You look dashing.

Matt

I thought you said you aren't coming.

Katherine

I couldn't miss it. You really are hot in a suit. I'd love to just...

Katherine

Dance with me.

Stefan

No.

Katherine

Fine. You tell me who I should kill. Him? She looks delicious.

Katherine

The three of us together, just like old times. The brother that loved me too much and the one that didn't love me enough.

Damon

And the evil slut vampire that only loved herself.

Katherine

What happened to you, Damon? You used to be so sweet and polite.

Damon

Oh, that Damon died a long time ago.

Katherine

Good. He was a bore.

Katherine

I'll have one of those.

Damon

(in a mocking tone) Right away, Miss Katherine.

Katherine

Good for you, Stefan, 2+2.And it would have worked, except that people found out that I wasn't in the tomb. Thanks to you. (turning to Damon) By the way, have I mentioned how inconvenient your obsession with me has been?

Damon

You and me both, honey.

Damon

Hello Katherine.

Katherine

Where am I?

Damon

Where you should have been all along. I thought you would have learned your lesson by now about messing with a Bennett witch.

Katherine

You should have killed me.

Damon

: Death would have been too kind.

Katherine

No, Damon, don't. Damon, don't. You need me. Elena's in danger.

Damon

From who? (pause, no response) You're lying, you're always lying.

Katherine

Why do you think I haven't killed her? She's the doppelganger. She needs to be protected.

Damon

Then I'll protect her - while you rot in hell.

Katherine

Please. Come in. There's plenty of room for all of us.

Damon

I'd rather poke my eyes out.

Katherine

Mmm, they're such pretty eyes.

Katherine

Are we seriously not going to talk at all?

Stefan

Well, we could talk about how you regret all you've done to make my life miserable...

Katherine

Hello, Damon. Hey, do you have a robe?

Damon

How did you get out of there?

Katherine

I knew that if I begged you not to kill Elijah that's exactly what you'd do. Need a little fact? The Originals can compel other vampires, but, as soon as they die, the compulsion wears off...

Damon

And you knew that

Katherine

Yes, and I'm still here. I'm gonna help you. So, do you have that robe?

Katherine

You hurt me today.

Damon

Tit for tat.

Bonnie

You didn't have to kill him.

Katherine

Yes we did.

Elena

I don't really need your help and I don't want it.

Katherine

That's incredibly stupid of you,Elena. You know that?