Jeremy Gilbert quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Elena would what? Hurt me, dump me? Been there, done that, wrote the country song.

Kill you. She would kill you.

Cool. And then me and all her doppelgängers could start a baseball team on the Other Side.

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Am I seriously that easy to impersonate, or do you guys not know me at all?

Jeremy

Elena, what's going on?

When have I ever danced on a bar half-naked? Do you think that I would come to a college bar with my underage brother and do tequila shots?

Elena, what are you talking about?

I'm not Elena, Matt. I'm Katherine. It's not me! You guys know me - I wouldn't do that. Guys, Katherine has taken over my body. This isn't me!

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Oh, I’m so sorry to interrupt...whatever weird ritual you two were doing but, I just wanted to de-passenger the great citizens of Mystic Falls using the magical Traveler knife so, hand it over.

It’s gonna be a problem...

Five words that make me wanna vamp-toss my keys into your chest cavity. Little Gilbert, help me in the fight against my dark side and elaborate, please.

Jeremy

We can’t find it.

As in, you lost it?

As in, it’s not here!

You're right. Don’t invite me in, because I will kill both of you.

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Class is in session. First assignment-- anti-magic perimeter. Gilbert, what you got?

Jeremy

I walked around Mystic Falls this morning to see where my Hunter instincts disappeared.

Meaning what, your biceps shrunk, and your brain got smaller?

Jeremy

Meaning that I have a supernatural urge to kill vampires, so wherever I hated you less, there was no magic.

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Jeremy

You gonna erase Bonnie from your head, too?

Missing Bonnie makes me sad, Jer. Missing Damon makes me dangerous.

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Jeremy

[To Matt and Sarah] I keep trying to cancel Bonnie's phone, but I can't without her PIN. Why can't I remember her PIN?

[Losing control of his ferocity and savagery, Jeremy slams his smartphone down on the pool table, smashing it into pieces. He holds up his hand, which is cut open with jagged pieces of the broken phone embedded in it and is shaking slightly. Jeremy stares at it for a moment, then resumes his ferocity and savagery, swinging his hand through a bottle of alcohol that sits on the pool table, shattering it and sending glass flying everywhere, then pounding his fist into the pool table repeatedly and repeatedly.]

[Grabs Jeremy, despite Jeremy trying to break free] [To Jeremy] It's okay. It's okay.

SSarah

[With her hand behind Jeremy's back] [To Jeremy] It's gonna be okay.

Jeremy

[To Sarah] NO, IT'S NOT! [To Matt] She's gone. Bonnie's gone.

[Jeremy slowly starts to break down crying and sobbing, prompting Matt to hug him tightly.]

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Jeremy

(as they drag Enzo into the basement) Wouldn't it be billion times easier just to stake him in the heart?

Yeah, but he wouldn't suffer.

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[Bonnie enters the garage, with Jeremy behind her. She closes the door, then starts the engine of Damon's car. Bonnie sits down behind the right side of the car, and as she prepares the video camera, Jeremy crouches down next to her.]

Jeremy

[Tries to touch Bonnie, but his arm passes through her] [To Bonnie] No, come on! You don't wanna do this. Just turn off the car, Bon. You can't die.

[Starts recording a message] It's probably a waste of time even recording anything, but Damon, Elena– whoever, you find this and you figure out how to work this stupid thing. Please tell everyone that I'm sorry.

Jeremy

Bonnie–

Tell them that I tried. I really tried to make it work. Um– [Starts crying] You know, I just miss too much. I miss saying hi to strangers–

[Jeremy sheds a tear.]

Ordering dinner– in a restaurant– laughing with my friends. But, um– spending every day here alone– with no one to talk to– going weeks without speaking– it's just the loneliness. It's– I can't take it. And I only know one way to turn it off. I'm sorry.

[Jeremy touches Bonnie's arm.]

Jeremy– I– I hope you're living your life– with no regrets. I hope you fight for the life you want– and don't ever give up on yourself– and stay strong. [Remembers something] Something my grams said. [Starts coughing] Stay– strong. [Turns off the video camera and continues coughing]

[Jeremy gets up. Bonnie tries to stand up, but the car exhaust fumes are too strong.]

Jeremy

[Desperately and frantically] Come on, Bonnie, get up. Come on!

[Starts crawling to the door] [Determined] Gonna stay strong. I'm not gonna die in this place!

Jeremy

[Repeatedly tries to press the button to open the door, but his hand repeatedly passes through it] Bonnie, come on! Get up!

[Bonnie starts gasping and coughing as a result of inhaling the fumes.]

Jeremy

Bonnie, get up! Open! Come on! [Bonnie collapses and continues coughing] COME ON! [Finally succeeds in pressing the button to open the door]

[Bonnie stares at the sun, and as she gasps in relief while staring at the sun, Jeremy smiles at her.]