Bonnie Bennett quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Bonnie

Fine. Well, how about this. Today, I’m obsessed with numbers. Three numbers. I keep seeing 8, 14, and 22. How weird is that?

Elena

Maybe we should play the lottery?

Caroline

Yeah, Elena wasn't so lucky today. [to Elena] It's only because you missed summer camp. God, I don't know how you're ever gonna learn the routines...

Bonnie

I'll work with her. She'll get it.

Damon

You know, you don't-- you don't seem like the 'cheerleader type', Elena.

Caroline

Oh, it's just 'cause her parents died. Yeah, I mean, she's just totally going through a 'blah' phase. [chuckling to herself] She used to be way more fun... And...I say that with complete sensitivity.

Damon

I'm sorry, Elena. I know what it's like to lose both your parents. In fact, Stefan and I have watched almost every single person we've ever cared about die.

Stefan

We don't need to get into that right now, Damon.

Damon

Ah, you know what? You're right, Stef. I'm sorry, I-- the last thing I wanted to do was bring her up...

Bonnie

Which is why you should ask Jenna. First of all, the Elena I know would always want the real truth. Good or bad.

Elena

And second of all?

Bonnie

You just found out that your boyfriend is a vampire. So unless your parents are aliens, how bad can it be?

Bonnie

You tried to kill me.

Damon

But I didn't. And if I wanted to, I would have. Does that not count for anything?

Bonnie

Don't rain on my hot guy parade.

Caroline

It's just a drizzle.

Caroline

And Amber Bradley is only on the court so the pageant doesn't look like it's founding families only, which, of course, it is. So that leaves Elena, and she totally has the sympathy vote, since her parents died. How can I compete with that?

Bonnie

Very nice. Very sensitive.

Caroline

Southern Classic Elegance.

Bonnie

Gone With the Wind?

Caroline

How'd you know?

Bonnie

You channel Scarlett daily.

Bonnie

Are you sure this is what Isobel wants?

Elena

Yeah, I'm sure. Why?

Bonnie

This is a weapon. Against vampires.

Damon

Are you even up for this? I mean, no offense, you're no Emily Bennett. Emily knew what she was doing.

Bonnie

I've been practicing.

Damon

It's not piano lessons, honey.

Damon

I wanna say something to you.

Bonnie

Just leave me alone.

Damon

Thank you. The device in Emily's spell could have killed me. I don't take what you did lightly, so... thank you.

Bonnie

(nonplussed) I did it for Elena.

Damon

I know that, but I'm still very grateful. And... I owe you.

Bonnie

I can't believe this is happening...

Damon

Come on, don't pout about it. We got a body to bury.

Elena

Bonnie, stop it, you're gonna kill him! Bonnie! (shakes her) Hey! Bonnie!

Bonnie

Why– why did you stop me?!

Elena

Because this isn't us! Bonnie, this can't be us.

Bonnie

What do you want?

Damon

A favor.

Bonnie

Like that’s going to happen.

Damon

So predictable. That’s why I brought him.

Stefan

I know how you feel about helping us out, but since you’re the one that linked Mason with Katherine, we finally have an opportunity to get an upper hand on both of them, so just hear us out.

Damon

Pretty please.

Bonnie

I’m listening.

Stefan

(looks at his phone) I have to fill Elena in on what’s going on. (To Damon) Can you play nice, please?

Damon

I guess.

Damon

Let’s talk about that little witchy ju-ju thing you do with me. You know, the fun one where my brain bursts into flames? What is that?

Bonnie

That’s me giving you an aneurysm. Your blood vessels go 'pop'. But you heal quickly, so I do it over and over again.

Damon

Is it vampire-specific?

Bonnie

It’d work on anyone with a supernatural healing ability.

Damon

Good. Good, good.

Bonnie

Damon. I’m not going to help you hurt him.

Damon

Mason Lockwood’s a werewolf. Katherine’s evil. They’re the bad guys. Really? You’re going to play morality police with me right now? Let me put it to you another way: they’re a threat to Elena. So you, witch, are going to get over yourself and help us.

Stefan

Yeah, he meant that as a question with a “please” on the end.

Damon

Absolutely.

Damon

Here, grab that corner.

Bonnie

Why? What are we doing?

Damon

I don't wanna stain the carpet.

Bonnie

I knew you were going to say something like that.

Damon

You're judging again.