Damon Salvatore quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Damon

No last minute attacks of pity for any of them.

Elena

Don't worry about me. Not after what happened to Bonnie's mom.

Damon

Barbie?

Caroline

Oh, Im ready. Anything that will free Tyler of his sire bond to Klaus.

Damon

Lost boy?

Matt

Do I have a choice?

Damon

Good point.

Damon

I like that confidence, Stefan. I don't share it, but I like it.

Stefan

You know they're going to do what it takes?

Damon

Well, your good Stefan again; your under control. Sorry, you might get the girl, but you lose the edge. Speaking of...

Jeremy

So where are we?

Damon

The corner of somewhere and nowhere where Kol can't find us.

Jeremy

I can't believe Kol was a vampire.

Damon

Well, didn't you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?

Elena

Not helping.

Damon

Come on Rose, you're not actually gonna make us wait, are you? I know you're obsessed with me.

Jeremy

Alright, uh, tell me something about her.

Damon

Well, she did this little thing with her tongue...

Elena

Something that matters, Damon.

Damon

She spent her last day in paradise. Soaking in the sun, reminiscing about what it means to be human. And when death came, she didn't fear it.

Elena

I was with her on her and last and she definitely wasn't in paradise.

Jeremy

It was in the dream he gave her. She's here.

Damon

Is [Rose] still hot?

Rose

Tell him he's still dripping with sex, too. [Jeremy gives her a look] Fine, tell him I miss him.

Jeremy

She misses you.

Rose

And tell him that I'm rooting for him and Elena.

Jeremy

[looks confused] She uh, she misses both of you.

Elena

You never told me about that. What you did for Rose.

Damon

It wasn't about you.

Elena

Why don't you let people see the good in you?

Damon

Because when people see good, they expect good. And I don't want to have to live up to anyone's expectations.

Elena

Don't.

Damon

Why not? Elena...

Elena

[to Jeremy] Wait here.

Jeremy

Why, so you guys can make out some more?

Damon

Don't be a dick. Listen to your sister.

Elena

Who is this Mary person?

Damon

Scary Mary. Really old. Super creepy.

Elena

And how do you know her?

Damon

You know...

Elena

Of course.

Damon

What? I said creepy. Not ugly.

Damon

What are you doing?

Elena

What do you mean?

Damon

Well, this trip, and you kissing me. What the hell is this?

Elena

Stefan thinks that I have feelings for you.

Damon

Do you?

Elena

I don't - I don't - I don't know.

Damon

Hmm. I guess you thought this little trip could help you figure that out, didn't you? Or maybe you were hoping I'll screw it up so I could just make the decision for you, am I wrong? Am I wrong?

Elena

It's what you do, Damon! You sabotage things. When I think about it, every time there's a bump in the road, you lash out!

Damon

What if I didn't? What if there was no bump? I'm sorry, Elena, but this time I'm not going to make it so easy for you. This time you'll have to figure it out for yourself.

Damon

Your still mad at me for what happened to Abby. Let me apologize. I'm sorry Elijah forced us to turn you mother into a vampire to save Elana's life. Didn't exactly have a choice.

Bonnie

There's always a choice. When ever you make one, some one else suffers.

Klaus

Let's cut the dramatics and begin, shall we?

Klaus

Well, there were moments, real friendship. Brotherhood.

Damon

Oh, he already has a brother. Not to be, you know, territorial or anything.

Klaus

Oh, no, of course. The Salvatore brothers and their unshakable bond. I wonder what will happpen when Elena finally makes her choice. Will we see you shake, just a little bit?

Alaric

Is this the part where you give me a dream? Rainbows and rolling green hills?

Damon

I was drunk when I told you that.

Damon

Sorry I killed you. Twice.

Alaric

So I have to actually die to get a real apology out of you.

Stefan

What do you mean he turned? I thought you were standing guard.

Damon

Don't blame me! Blame Bonnie the blood bank.

Abby

Why didn't I have to be invited in?

Bonnie

Only vampires live here.

Damon

We'd signed over the deed to Elena, but she died and the seal broke. And... it's a very long story. Blood?