Damon Salvatore quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Damon

You get anything out of Elijah?

Alaric

No, it was boring. Of course, Jenna thinks he's charming.

Andie

Whats that?

Damon

Dessert.

Katherine

Hello, Damon. Hey, do you have a robe?

Damon

How did you get out of there?

Katherine

I knew that if I begged you not to kill Elijah that's exactly what you'd do. Need a little fact? The Originals can compel other vampires, but, as soon as they die, the compulsion wears off...

Damon

And you knew that

Katherine

Yes, and I'm still here. I'm gonna help you. So, do you have that robe?

Elena

What is she doing here?

Damon

When we killed Elijah, it broke the compulsion and freed the bitch from the tomb.

Stefan

What are you doing?!

Damon

Shutting down a crazy-ass psychic witch attack! Get over there and do something about it brother!!!!!!

Katherine

You hurt me today.

Damon

Tit for tat.

Bonnie

(dancing with Damon) You heard Jeremy and me talking, didn't you?

Damon

Is it true?

Bonnie

Yes.

Damon

The part about you having a 50-50 shot of surviving? Is that true?

Bonnie

He [Jeremy] was upset. I didn't want him to worry.

Damon

So you lay it all out on the line for Elena, no matter what.

Bonnie

No matter what. You can't tell her.

Damon

Your secret's safe with me. But, I mean, with all that power, is there no way to increase your odds?

Bonnie

Careful, Damon. I might start to think you actually care.

Damon

We wouldn't want that

Elena

(After drinking, Elena saw Damon entering the house) What did you do with her?

Damon

(To Stefan) Will you please calm her down?

Elena

Don't talk like I'm standing right in front of you-

Damon

Will you please calm down?

Elena

You knew! You knew that she harnessed all that power! That she would die didn't you?

Damon

Yes.... Yes, I know!

Damon

Wow, I'd love to lend you a hand, but, you know, you wouldn't want me doing anything stupid.

Stefan

You're seriously gonna be like this?

Damon

You and your girlfriend are calling the shots. I'm just... backing off, Stefan.

Damon

Thought you might be dead.

Katherine

Unfortunately not.

Damon

You should be thankful she’s here. She’s keeping me from going for what I really want.

Stefan

You’re right. Thank you for being in love with my girlfriend.

Stefan

(about Elijah) If anyone can get him to help us kill Klaus, it's her.

Damon

Bonnie's the way to kill Klaus, Stefan. He thinks she's dead. We have a chance with her.

Stefan

She'll kill herself in the process. Elena's looking for another way.

Damon

Her way's going to get her killed. So we need to find her and stop her.

Katherine

What are you doing here?

Andie

(walking into the apartment) We're here to rescue you.

Damon

No, sweetie. We are here to see if she deserves to be rescued.

Andie

Right.

Damon

I figured you still might be kicking. Alaric-Klaus was blending way too easily. Figured he probably had some coaching.

Damon

What if it doesn't work, Elena?

Elena

Then I guess I'll just be dead.

Stefan

Elena made her decision. She's choosing to trust Elijah. I'm going to put my faith in her.

Damon

Why? She's going to end up dead.

Stefan

Because she put her faith in me. She chose to trust me in spite of what I am. If I'm going to bet on somebody's instincts, it's going to be hers.

Damon

Well, then, that makes you the biggest idiot of them all.

Stefan

She chose to trust you, too.

Damon

Then maybe you shouldn't be so sure about her instincts.