TV show quotes
It's your turn now, Thorace-bog.
It's Thrakkorzog. Thrakkorzog. With a K.
We're only serving humble pie, Whatchamazog.
For the last time, it's...
Thorax-and-a-bog. Four-yacks-and-a-dog.
No.
Ah, laxative-log.
No, no, no.
Sapsucker-frog.
Thrakkorzog!
Susan?
Now you're doing it on purpose. How juvenile.
Dog! In the morning, you're gonna fetch me a microwave oven! The dimwits that manufactured it have no idea of its many evil settings.
Would anyone care for some complimentary tap water?
Sorry I haven't been around much lately. I'm easily distracted by shiny objects.
Yeah, shiny objects are nice.
[They have approached a giant statue called Tick's self-image]
This is our chance to delve deep into our psyche and find the immutable truth! You can only it one and only one question.
Okay okay, one question, check. [Clears throat] How ya doing?
[Tick's self-image gives a thumbs up]
Oh great. That's your big question? That's your big truth? You goober!
Look, thumbs up! We're doing fine!
Tick, there's only one way out of this predicament. Tick, why are you here?
Wait, I know this one. Now, don't tell me...I'm here because...a big clown hit me!
[He finally returns to reality]
Step one: We must choose battle cries. You know, the cries we always emit just before leaping into battle.
Oh, you mean like, "Not in the face! Not in the face!"
Lacks force, chum. No, more like, more like... [He sees his reflection in the spoon] SPOON!
Get out! Get out of my apartment!
What?
Get out of my apartment! No, no...get out of my life!
[The Tick erased the C in the "CHA" on the moon, leaving only "HA"]
At least he got rid of the C.
[The airplane approaches a fight on a flying carpet] And towards the front of the plane you might be able to make out five people in costumes having a fight with some dining room furniture.
Merry Christmas! ... Spoon!
You can't catch me, I'm filled with tinier men!
Oh don't worry about Tongue Tongue he's just tasting you. On the other hand, don't resist, he can crush you quite easily. The tongue is the strongest organ in the human body. I'm Doctor Mung Mung.
Release the nice moth man Tongue Tongue; here is an individually wrapped slice of processed cheese.
You're not mad scientists, you're a bunch of hippies!
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