The TickSPOON!
Played by Townsend Coleman
The Tick · 34 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Tick: in 13 of its 34 quotes
Most scenes with: Arthur (5)
Lines by The Tick 1
The TickScenes with The Tick 12
I think I'm going crazy.
The TickYou're not going crazy, Arthur. You're going sane in a crazy world!
S1 E1 The Tick vs. The Idea Men
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The TickThe party's over, Chairface! Give up, or we'll write this place off the face of the Earth!
CChairface
[anticlimactically] Okay.
S1 E2 The Tick vs. Chairface Chippendale
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[Stuart's store has been destroyed by the Breadmaster]
It must be quite a shock!
SStuart
I'll say, I don't have bread insurance.
The TickDon't despair, Stuart. You can rebuild! Here! Start with these. Cottony swabs.
S1 E5 The Tick vs. The Breadmaster
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BHBarry Hubris
Where's the jerk who calls himself the TICK?!
The TickI am that jerk!
BHBarry Hubris
Say uncle!
The TickOkay. Uncle.
BHBarry Hubris
No, no! You know, I mean renounce your name and call me the Tick!
The TickYou...are...Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry
[The Tick is trying to determine the real Arthur from an evil clone]
Remember that time my sister gave me that V neck sweater vest for my birthday and we tried to return it to the store and they'd only give me credit and I was so upset and then at lunch they put onions on my cheeseburger after I expressly asked the waitress not to. Do you remember that day, Tick?
The TickIndeed I do. Now your turn.
ACArthur clone
I Arthur.
The TickI can't argue with that.
The TickIt's your turn now, Thorace-bog.
TThrakkorzog
It's Thrakkorzog. Thrakkorzog. With a K.
The TickWe're only serving humble pie, Whatchamazog.
TThrakkorzog
For the last time, it's...
The TickThorax-and-a-bog. Four-yacks-and-a-dog.
TThrakkorzog
No.
The TickAh, laxative-log.
TThrakkorzog
No, no, no.
The TickSapsucker-frog.
TThrakkorzog
Thrakkorzog!
The TickSusan?
TThrakkorzog
Now you're doing it on purpose. How juvenile.
TSThe Tick's Mind
Sorry I haven't been around much lately. I'm easily distracted by shiny objects.
The TickYeah, shiny objects are nice.
[They have approached a giant statue called Tick's self-image]
TSThe Tick's Mind
This is our chance to delve deep into our psyche and find the immutable truth! You can only it one and only one question.
The TickOkay okay, one question, check. [Clears throat] How ya doing?
[Tick's self-image gives a thumbs up]
TSThe Tick's Mind
Oh great. That's your big question? That's your big truth? You goober!
The TickLook, thumbs up! We're doing fine!
TSThe Tick's Mind
Tick, there's only one way out of this predicament. Tick, why are you here?
The TickWait, I know this one. Now, don't tell me...I'm here because...a big clown hit me!
[He finally returns to reality]
The TickStep one: We must choose battle cries. You know, the cries we always emit just before leaping into battle.
Oh, you mean like, "Not in the face! Not in the face!"
The TickLacks force, chum. No, more like, more like... [He sees his reflection in the spoon] SPOON!
S1 E13 The Tick vs. Arthur's Bank Account
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Get out! Get out of my apartment!
The TickWhat?
Get out of my apartment! No, no...get out of my life!
S1 E13 The Tick vs. Arthur's Bank Account
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