Arthur quotes from The Tick

I think I'm going crazy.

The Tick

You're not going crazy, Arthur. You're going sane in a crazy world!

This cake is delicious, Dot. What is it?

Chocolate.

It must be quite a shock!

I'll say, I don't have bread insurance.

The Tick

Don't despair, Stuart. You can rebuild! Here! Start with these. Cottony swabs.

Hey, what kind of corn soldiers are you?

Uh... We're colonels [kernels]!

What are you...doing?

Hi! I just, uh, I just, uh, wanted to use, the, uh, – and so he says, “Evil's okay in my book! What about yours?!” And I go, “Yeah, baby, yeah! Yeah!” – I just wanted to, uh, wash my hands.

Oh, uh, okay. But why does your bag say "bombs" on it?

Oh, that's just, uh – Boom, baby, boom! I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight!

Oh great.

Eat my smoke, copper! [laughs maniacally]

Remember that time my sister gave me that V neck sweater vest for my birthday and we tried to return it to the store and they'd only give me credit and I was so upset and then at lunch they put onions on my cheeseburger after I expressly asked the waitress not to. Do you remember that day, Tick?

The Tick

Indeed I do. Now your turn.

I Arthur.

The Tick

I can't argue with that.

The Tick

Step one: We must choose battle cries. You know, the cries we always emit just before leaping into battle.

Oh, you mean like, "Not in the face! Not in the face!"

The Tick

Lacks force, chum. No, more like, more like... [He sees his reflection in the spoon] SPOON!

Get out! Get out of my apartment!

The Tick

What?

Get out of my apartment! No, no...get out of my life!