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The Tick · Season 1, Episode 8

“The Tick vs. The Uncommon Cold” quotes from The Tick

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“The Tick vs. The Uncommon Cold” · Season 1, Episode 8

In this episode: The Tick (2), Arthur (1)

TThrakkorzog

Hey! What's happening here?

TSThrakkorzog's roommate

The little bunny guy was chafing himself on the ropes, so I loosened them up a bit.

TThrakkorzog

You WHAT? He's a moth guy! And how many times do I have to say it? Don't touch my stuff! This is my side of the living room and that is your side of the living room! And must you drink milk straight out of the milk carton? It's DISGUSTING!

[The Tick is trying to determine the real Arthur from an evil clone]

Remember that time my sister gave me that V neck sweater vest for my birthday and we tried to return it to the store and they'd only give me credit and I was so upset and then at lunch they put onions on my cheeseburger after I expressly asked the waitress not to. Do you remember that day, Tick?

Indeed I do. Now your turn.

ACArthur clone

I Arthur.

I can't argue with that.

It's your turn now, Thorace-bog.

TThrakkorzog

It's Thrakkorzog. Thrakkorzog. With a K.

We're only serving humble pie, Whatchamazog.

TThrakkorzog

For the last time, it's...

Thorax-and-a-bog. Four-yacks-and-a-dog.

TThrakkorzog

No.

Ah, laxative-log.

TThrakkorzog

No, no, no.

Sapsucker-frog.

TThrakkorzog

Thrakkorzog!

Susan?

TThrakkorzog

Now you're doing it on purpose. How juvenile.

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