BHBarry Hubris
Where's the jerk who calls himself the TICK?!
I am that jerk!
EMThe Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight
And so he says to me, he says, “You want to be a baaaaad guy?!” and I say, “Yeah, baby! I want to be bad!” I says, “Surf's up, Space Ponies! I'm making gravy without the lumps!” Ah ha ha ha ha haaaaa!
BSBig Shot
As everyone knows, I used to be a very violent person. I tried to resolve all of my problems with [twitches psychotically] GUNS! But I've been going to therapy and it's turned my life around.
What are you...doing?
EMThe Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight
Hi! I just, uh, I just, uh, wanted to use, the, uh, – and so he says, “Evil's okay in my book! What about yours?!” And I go, “Yeah, baby, yeah! Yeah!” – I just wanted to, uh, wash my hands.
Oh, uh, okay. But why does your bag say "bombs" on it?
EMThe Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight
Oh, that's just, uh – Boom, baby, boom! I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight!
Oh great.
EMThe Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight
Eat my smoke, copper! [laughs maniacally]
BHBarry Hubris
Say uncle!
Okay. Uncle.
BHBarry Hubris
No, no! You know, I mean renounce your name and call me the Tick!
You...are...Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry
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