Fowler is planning to propose to Sergeant Dawkins
Oh, wouldn't that be nice! I love a wedding! Except for the bit where the vicar asks if anyone has any objections. Makes me so tense. I always think, "God, I hope I don't say something!" Because you easily could, couldn't you? You know, if you suddenly went mad or something.
You know, I did object at a wedding once.
You didn't!
Oh yes. I said, "The groom is a drinker and a philanderer."
OH NO! What did the groom say?
I just told you. It was the only way at the time that I could think of getting out of it!
