Which came first: the chicken, or the egg?
I know, I know!
Do you, Goody? Then what is the answer?
Because it wanted to get to the other side.
Grim does not like culture
Bleeding ballet an' opera. Especially when they spend lottery money on it; wasting the working man's bet on fat screeching old bags from Italy singing like they've got piles. Or some bunch of scrawny bints in tutus called Darcy and Tilda flashing their gussets at a lot of horny perverts. Art? Culture? Staring at posh bird's knickers, that's all Swan bleeding Lake boils down to! They should use all the money for kids with incurable diseases. When me and my Tina buy our lottery ticket, out of the goodness of our hearts...
And in the hope of winning twenty million pounds.
Yes, and we want to know that, by winning twenty million pounds, we will be helping little kiddies, NOT haughty, hoity, stick it up your toity, high and mighty, tight-nosed, toffee-arsed, sun-dried-tomato-eating lah-de-dah-dy lah-de-daas.
Fowler is giving a PSA about political correctness and Grim disagrees
What 'ism' ever robbed a bank? What 'ism' ever mugged anybody? What 'ism' ever put a gun to somebody's head?
BBoyle
Terrorism?
Yeah, alright. What 'ism' ever threatened the security of the state?
BBoyle
Marxism?
What 'ism' ever hurt anybody?
BBoyle
Sadism.
Boyle! D'you think they'd do a uniform your size?
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