[about a supposed local criminal]
He's slippery. Like an owl.
I was captain of a pub-quiz side once, sir.
Were you really?
Oh yes! I remember telling the lads before our first match, "Memory and detail; let those be our by-words. Memory, memory, memory, detail, detail, detail!"
Well, excellent advice, Gladstone. And how did your team fare?
I don't know; I forgot where the pub was.
(Habib staying in character for her Honey Trap operation)
Hello gorgeous, ooh I love a man in a uniform! *gasp* Is that a truncheon in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? (blows Goody a kiss)
(almost unable to speak) Actually, it's a Mars Bar.
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