(Fergus and Adam are now going after Glenn.)
Hey! 2000 Year Old Man! Why the FUCK did you send the whole email?! Huh?! You were supposed to redact it, send the top email, not the whole fucking exchange! JESUS CHRIST ON A CRYSTAL METH BINGE!
Terri and I sent what you gave me.
(in hysterical disbelief) Terri?! Why the fuc– THE ONLY REASON I'D EVER ASK TERRI FOR HELP IS TO SHOOT ME IF I EVER ASKED TERRI FOR HELP!
Same reason you gave it to me: distance! TWO PEOPLE, TWICE THE DISTANCE!
BUT TERRI DOESN'T GIVE US ANY DISTANCE! TERRI GIVES ME A TWITCH, (points to his eye) RIGHT HERE! YEAH, LAUGH IT UP, GLENN, BUT I'VE GOT A TWITCH, CALLED TERRI!
(from behind a book shelf, voice cracking) I am actually here, you know!
Yeah, and that, in a nutshell, is the whole fucking problem!
(Fergus storms off, Adam follows.)
(singsong) Fuck you very much! (to the carers, who have witnessed the entire exchange) Five minutes, guys, yeah?
(moaning) Thanks.
(quietly to Glenn) Glenn...what about my tea shop?
(sarcastically) It got closed! There's been a murder!
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