Oh, hey! Shouldn't you be in bed?
Shouldn't you not be here?! Whoa, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! You can't go up there.
No, I have to. I can't go back over there, it's like Alien vs. Predator!
Glenn!
I want back in! Here!
Yes, everybody is... tremendously appreciative of what you've done. It was a noble sacrifice, but--
What do you mean, "sacrifice"? I thought we had a deal! "Sacrifice" sounds very one-sided.
Yeah, well, "piss off" sounds one-sided, but there we go-- (Malcolm arrives and pushes him aside) Hey! M-Malcolm!
Why is he still here? Can you not perform a simple task? When there is a shit on your doorstep, you hose it off.
Right.
You don't try to talk it into leaving of its own volition.
I got rid of Nicola for you, you owe me!
I owe you? Your act of treachery wiped the slate clean. Rudolf Hess's fucking senile older brother.
Look, I know you think I screwed up, but I came here on my hands and knees, Malcolm.
You, my friend, you don't exist to me anymore, I can't even fucking hear you.
Do you want me to beg? Is-Is that it? Because I -- Because I will.
Listen, Mary, Queen of fucking Shits: in the old days we would've just slit you up the middle like a fucking Cornish pasty, hanged your steaming entrails all around the Tower of fucking London! Catch you later, you fucking traitor! (turns to Sam, who has appeared on the stairs) Sam, what is it?
It's a call from Stewart Pearson.
(takes the phone from Sam) Stewart Pearson. (to Glenn) I'm the fucking wankers' lodestone today. (answers the phone, walking away) Stewart. Yes, the goatee-bearded guru-boy of Company B.
It's a no, Glenn.
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