(Malcolm is bossing everybody around, acting like he's the President of the BBC.)
(to the "Piercings Man") Right. You're on, mate. Come on. Get in there now. I want you in there rattling your fucking jewelry and talking about your fucking Prince Albert. Come on.
(to Piercings Man) He doesn't actually work here.
(to everybody else) Vamoose, you lot! Fucking vamoose! (to Piercings Man) Come on, Johnny fucking Depp. Get in here.
(to Malcolm) Get off!
I'll fucking shove a fucking magnet down your throat and watch your fucking face implode! Get in there!
(The Piercings Man comes into the studio.)
Here he is. Piercings. In you go. Sit down there, son, no problem, go ahead.
Now, I assume you're here for the piercings debate...
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