(Ollie arrives at the BBC Building.)
Many thanks, Glenn.
What?
For getting me in on my special night off. Emma was furious when I said I was coming in here, she was moaning, she was screaming, and then I said I was coming in here. Do you see what I did?
(smiling mockingly) I see.
It was a joke about my sexual prowess.
(But then, Ollie sees Emma.)
What the fuck are you doing here?
Oh, I'm having an affair with Richard Bacon. I'm incredibly aroused by men with meat in their surname.
You. You told me...I cooked a lovely meal...
Ordered. And it wasn't lovely.
What the fuck's going on?
(Emma's cell phone rings.)
Sorry, I've got to take this. I'll talk to you later.
(to Ollie) So! She DID come! She came into work! Do you see what I did there?
Fuck off, Glenn.
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