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Phil, Stewart and others in “Series 3, Episode 5”

(And then, Phil's cell phone rings again -- and once again, Stewart's on the other line.)

(answering his cell phone) Hi, Stewart. He's great, isn't he?

"Boo to nanny?" Phil, no one watches Jools Holland, yeah? We need to be appealing to One Show man and Holby City woman.

What's he saying?

Just shut up, Emma. The men are talking?

Is Emma there?

Yes, she is here.

Thank God! Put her on, Phil.

(Emma gets on the cell phone to talk to Stewart.)

Stewart, hi.

This is the brief. Got a pen?

Yeah, hang on. (to Phil) Have you got a pen?

Yeah, you're not having it.

(to Emma) Do you need a pen?

Uh, I do, thanks. (to Stewart) Sorry, Stewart, hang on.

Why don't you have one just sellotaped to your chin, Emma? Write this down! Write on his shirt! Just write it down!

(Phil tries to take the pen from Emma, but Emma's not messing around.)

(to Phil) I'm serious.

(to Emma) Are you listening to Daddy?

Okay.

I want you to pull some info, right? On city bonuses, tax evasion, non-doms. Let's name and shame some fat cats! I want to hear some fact-enforced noise!

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