You've got this bullshit Watford story covered, yeah?
Yeah.
You and I will have a little discussion later.
Yeah. I think Watford will get bumped by the fact that we're about to hand the nuclear codes to a guy who, every now and then, loses it so bad he needs satnav to find his own nipples.
What are you talking about?
Well, I just thought it was fair to let everyone know about the Tom rumours, you know. How the guy that's about to become Prime Minister chugs antidepressants like they're fucking Smints. How the Black Dog humps his leg and shits in his duvet every four months; I think that will bump the Watford walkout.
You've gone fucking psycho son, fucking psycho! (leaves) TWAT!
(answering his mobile) Hello.
Right, what's the plan?
Well, they don't have a plan.
Okay, well perhaps you should give them one.
Well, yes, fantastic, actually, Malc, because obviously I have a very suitable one tattooed on the underside of my scrotum, so why don't we use that –
Shut it, you're using up all the minutes on my 'talk till you get head cancer' tariff!
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