Do I know you? Oh, don't you work for somebody famous? Er, Malcolm Hamish MacDeath?
It's, er, Peter Onion, isn't it?
Hah! That's right.
I always forget, were you the forced abortion or the love child? Or the guy who asphyxiated himself with a kiwi?
Just the love child: I was the quiet one.
Like John Deacon in Queen.
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