(to Phil) Oh, sorry! Do you know what, maybe you should dump Peter and go out with Ollie.
Well, it wouldn't be any more disastrous than our relationship, would it, hey?
Christ, Ollie, well if it's been such a fucking disaster, why didn't you break up with me sooner?
Well, if it had been up to me I would have broken up with you sooner!
If it had been up t– Oh, OK – This is Malcolm, isn't it? Malcolm has been pimping you out! You fucking sad little –
(laughing) That's funny.
Fuck you, Phil!
Oh, suddenly I'm the bad guy again.
Go and read your blog, nerd boy! I'm going. This is the point where I go.
Wow. That point actually exists. Incredible.
I will be so not sorry not ever to have to talk to you again, you massive floppy blonde tit! I hope your blog gets done for libel and you get knobbed in prison by men. And – (to Emma) it is over, you self-serving, crypto-fascist, horse-loving, posh, weekend-at-Daddy's, vacuous nothing! (leaves)
Fuck you, Ollie, and put your keys on the side!
He's got keys?
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