Hugh, Terri and others in “Series 1, Episode 2”

Hugh

So, how do we respond to this?

Terri

Right, we don't exchange insults with bloody Simon arsepipes titty-twat.

Ollie

Is that honestly the best swearing that you can come up with?

Glenn

This is a bucket of shit: if someone throws shit at us, we throw shit back at them, we start a shit fight. We throw so much shit back at them that they can't pick up shit, they can't throw shit, they can't do shit.

Terri

Mm.

Hugh

That's top swearing, Glenn, well done.

Ollie

[to Terri] Watch and learn.