Zack and Cody in “Unfinished Business”

Zack

It's my motto: "Aim low and avoid disappointment."

Cody

I thought your motto was "Sleep and eat."

Zack

It's my other motto, and it's not as easy as it seems. Sometimes you eat too much and you can't sleep. Sometimes you sleep too much and miss a meal.

Cody

Boy, your life is a real delicate balance.

Zack

You have no idea!