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S1 E15Unfinished Business

TTinkerer

But you're a fool! Why make your android look just like you? You could have made it look like anyone!

QBQuentin Beck

What, and let anyone take credit for the role of Mysterio?!

TTinkerer

Actors...!

KKraven

Amazing! No beast has ever broken Sergei Kravinoff!

Okay, I see the confusing.. not a beast, a Spider-MAN. Get it?

[Spider-Man arrives at the construction site.]

Gotta be sure. This is where I buried the symbiote. [Lands on the spot where he buried the symbiote] Under a ton of cement. And it's undisturbed. So I didn't see Venom. Maybe Eddie's back. Maybe it's all in my head. Either way, without the symbiote, Venom's gone for good. Now my biggest problem will be explaining where I went to Liz. [Swings away]

[As Spider-Man swings away, Eddie emerges from behind the pillar and swings down.]

[Sinisterly] Knew if I made your paranoid enough– [Removes his mask] –you'd lead me right to the one I love. [Picks up a sledgehammer] Thanks, bro.

[Eddie starts hammering the floor.]

[Eddie, strapped to a gurney, is being wheeled into a ambulance.]

It'll come back! You'll see! WE'RE VENOM! AND WE'LL DESTROY SPIDER-MAN YET!

Brock's lost it. Venom's, like, twice the size.

[Spider-Man throws a traffic cone, which lands on Rhino's horn]

Whoa, I got the thing on the thing! What do I win?

You!

I win me? That makes no sense.

So, needle-nose, just to be clear: you want to destroy the specs too?

Yeah. I don't need no competition!

[sighs] I know I'll regret this, but... you wanna partner up to destroy it?

[laughs uproariously for a moment] Okay. But first, we get 'em down here. [charges into a pillar, causing Hammerhead to fall down from the floor above]

Not big on "subtle", huh?

[Rhino shrugs]

[As Hammerhead and Silver Sable fight for the drive]

Ow, they really have issues.

Yeah. Wanna get in there?

Hey, I'm a professional pest. [Rhino throws him at them]

Look, "Big Man", here's the bottom line: the Manfredi family's ruled New York for decades. You are not taking what is mine.

You old-school types always make things personal. But a criminal empire should be run like a business.

Not a business, a science. You both think so small, fighting over scraps like rats.

[Tombstone restrains Doctor Octopus]

Stop, fool! Let go!

Thanks, Tombie. Just don't expect roses.

KKid

[watching] Best. Field trip. Ever!

Sorry, Doctor. Too many witnesses. L. Thompson Lincoln can't be seen collaborating with supervillains and gangsters.

Then L. Thompson Lincoln is WEAK! [flings him away]

[grabs Spider-Man in a bear hug] You're all weak!

I'm confused - do you wanna fight, or dance?

GSGeorge Stacy

Something wrong, son?

Did you see the paper?! Tombstone made bail!

GSGeorge Stacy

Lincoln may be free, but the world knows he's the Big Man. Sixteen different government agencies now have him under surveillance. His operation is crippled. We'll get him eventually.

Oh... well, good.

GSGeorge Stacy

Here's the real problem: you've created a power vacuum in the criminal universe. And nature abhors a vacuum.

[Cut to Tombstone's office]

Hammerhead never showed this kind of initiative. I should have known you were behind this.

Guilty, guilty and oh so very guilty — of being the new Big Man of Crime! [laughs diabolically]

Good news, lowlives! The city's gone green! Say hello to the new Big Man of Crime, the Green Goblin! [laughs] Of course, I can't abide divided loyalties. Show of hands! Who's still sweet on Tombstone? Hammerhead? Silvermane? [sits next to one goon at the bar] Oh, don't tell me you like the Master Planner and his wonderful personality! [the goon tries to punch him, but he catches it and imitates a buzzer] EHHH! Wrong answer! [tosses him aside and casually takes a drink]

[Referring to Molten Man] Is that an Oscar with my name on it? I was thinking Emmy, but spiders can't be choosers.

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