[The Sinister Six arrive and prepare to attack Spider-Man]
So then arachnid, any last words?
[scared] "Homina homina homina" comes to mind.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
MJMary Jane Watson
[to Eddie Brock] Pete may not be perfect but whatever his faults, he's twice the man you'll ever be.
Rhino, you won the coin toss. Will you crush his skull or simply impale his heart on your horn?
Ooh, impale... impale sounds good!
[Doctor Octopus watches the tears of the sleeve of Spider-Man's black alien suit repair itself]
Your new suit interests me, arachnid. I'm going to enjoy peeling it away for further study.
[Peter arrives at the hospital. Eddie is leaning against the wall.]
Yo, bro. [Grabs Peter's black shirt] You cost me my job!
[Enraged] SHUT IT! [Slams Eddie against the wall in far more rage, violence, and aggressiveness than before] We're tired of your whining.
SGSecurity guard
[Approaches Peter and Eddie] Hey, hey, hey, hey, what's this now?
[Shoves Eddie away] Shove off, Brock– [Eddie falls to the floor] –permanently.
[Eddie stands up and glares at Peter infuriatingly, then walks away.]
You didn't hurt Uncle Ben. The world took him away from us. The world takes everything we love. There's no one you can trust, Peter Parker. No one, except us! Join with us! Make our bond permanent. Together, nothing can stop us. And everything we ever wanted... will be ours.
[Spider-Man bursts out of the cocoon and lands on the floor.]
This isn't over. You will be ours!
I don't think so, Symbiote. I know what you are now, and what you need. [Punches the bell, causing it to start ringing, then starts tearing the symbiote off his body and putting it in a bucket] You feed off of negative emotions. But right now, I'm starving you out.
Stop! Don't do this! We only wanted to help you! Be with you!
Sorry, Symbie. I know this must hurt, but we're just no good together. Consider yourself dumped.
Eddie Brock. We sense your fury, your hatred – and its taste is sweet. Do you hate the Spider? Do you hate Parker?
You have to ask?
No. But we have much to show!
[The Symbiote reveals Spider-Man / Peter's memories to Eddie.]
[Realizes] Pete... is Spider-Man! Why didn't I see it before? I don't have two enemies; I have one.
We have one enemy! The Spider-Parker sought to destroy us too! Bond with us, Eddie Brock – mind, body, and soul!
Yes.
Accept the gift the Parker rejected!
Yes!
And together, we will have our desire!
YES!
[The two bond, becoming Venom.]
WE WILL HAVE VENGEANCE ON SPIDER-MAN!!! [Venom lets out a roaring yell as black goo covers the scene, and the episode ends]
[Venom uses his webbing to pull Spider-Man out of the house through his bedroom window. Spider-Man hides the gene cleanser in his suit, then puts on his mask.]
Oh, you don't need to wear a mask with us, Pete. [jumps down in front of Spider-Man] We know all your secrets, [backhands Spider-Man, knocking him down] because, of course, [picks up Spider-Man] we were you. [throws Spider-Man into the wall of the house]
The Symbiote... [Venom tries to punch him, but he dodges, causing him to punch the wall] but I destroyed...!
Did you really think a little refrigeration would do us in?
You ensnared another human being?! [tries to attack Venom, but Venom counters his punches]
[grabs Spider-Man] Someone better suited to our gifts. [punches Spider-Man repeatedly before pinning him down] And to our mission: destroying you for rejecting us. From now on, WE'RE poison to Peter Parker and Spider-Man. WE'RE VENOM!!!
Don't do this, bro!
WE'RE NOT BROTHERS! Our parents may have died together, but you had your precious aunt and uncle! [the Symbiote reveals Eddie's face] We had no one. We've always been alone... [the Symbiote covers it again] until now!
[kicks Venom away] Then we're done talking.
We've toyed with you long enough!
Okay, you win.
[laughs, starts walking forward] Of course we win.
Not you. It.
[Venom stops]
The Symbiote's proven its point. I'm nothing without it. Take me back. That's what it wants, right? A reunion with its first love?
[chuckles evilly] The Symbiote has found a better partner in me!
"Me"? Not "us"?
[as the Symbiote melts off him] Wait! No! You can't do this! Don't... don't leave me...
SLStan Lee
[at a shipyard] You know when you stick your tongue on the side of ship and it sticks there? I hate it when I do that. [guy looks at Stan] Just saying.
MMysterio
[suddenly appearing in a cloud of smoke] BEHOLD! I am Mysterio, here to save the world from the evils of technology corrupting the human spirit!
SLStan Lee
[after a short silence] Are we being punked? I hate that.
MMysterio
Silence, fool!
Wow, nice trick, bubble-brain! And I bet the cheesy magician act really goes over big with the tourists.
MMysterio
You dare call Mysterio a magician?! FOOL! Mysterio is no illusionist playing parlor tricks. Mysterio is a master of the arcane arts!
It seems to me that Mysteeeeerio is a master of talking about himself in the third-person.
Robots! And to think I used to like them as a kid!
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