[rushes forward using his powers] I could be in real trouble here. I'm not sure my spider powers can save me this time. [school bell rings] Ah… You know what, just once, I'd like to be early for school.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Whoa, whoa, guys. I know it's not exactly a cure, but how about some chill pills?
EElectro
None of you get it! Without a cure, I'm not Max Dillon! I'm… what'd you call me?
Lightning-Butt?
EElectro
No, not that!… Electro. Yeah… I'M ELECTRO!
Now, if I were a 6'5 lizard instead of a 5'6 spider, where would I hide? [pauses while looking] Duh. Underground.
Hey! Wall-crawling's my schtick. Hey, you start spinning a web and I'll sue.
Did you… skateboard here?
BCBilly Connors
I took a cab. Duh.
[While swinging around, talking on a cell phone] I so have to get me some hands-free!
Did a caveman proof-read this piece?! Where's my sport's editor?! I want him in my office in fourteen seconds! AND WHERE'S MY COFFEE?!
Um, sir? I'm Peter–
I know who you are! You're the know-nothing that wasted forty-one seconds of my time the other day! Well, I haven't got another forty-one to spare! [Pushes Peter into the elevator]
But, but– [Elevator door closes in his face]
Brilliant comeback, kid! Now, where's that Parker guy?! I e-mailed him seventy-six minutes ago! WON'T ANYONE GET ME MY COFFEE?!
[Betty Brant suddenly appears beside Jameson with a cup of coffee]
BBBetty Brant
Coffee, decaf. [hands mug to Jameson] It's only been twenty minutes and I'm pretty sure you just kicked Peter Parker out.
Well, don't just stand there! Get him back!
SShocker
You know it really ain't wise to make a dangerous man look foolish.
You don't need my help for that. Look in a mirror, lately?
You do this for a living? With that accent [In a western accent] I was thinkin' rodeo clown.
SShocker
Don't you mock me, boy!
I mock. I'm a mocker.
You seem... troubled, son.
Troubled? Gee, you think?! I failed my cal test 'cause Pete abandoned me, Flash's crowd won't cut me a break--
Enough. You're parked in a no-whining zone. Take some responsibility. Peter's not the reason you failed. You want to pass a test? Study. You want to be popular? Be popular. Take control of your destiny, boy. Harry, life's pretty simple. You cowboy up and do what you have to do. [leaves]
Thanks... I will.
[to Sandman] Let me guess! You were on a reality show. Changing Faces, or Completely Ridiculous Makeovers?
Unbelievable! The geeks are inheriting the earth!
Say, aren't you football star Peter Parker? How come you aren't hanging with your new friends?
'Cause I like my old friends. Look, I know you think that I've been acting like a jerk. I put taking photos for the Bugle before more important things, but I promise it won't happen again. So can you forgive me already?
You're forgiven. It would take too long to train anyone else.
Heheh. Good thing I refilled the web shooters. Oh, all webbed up and nowhere to go.
SSandman
Heh. Who do you think I am? Flint Marko? [transforms himself into sand and slides through the web]
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