Heidi, Lois and others in “Happy Birthday”

Honestly Lois, my little boy will be up to your waist!

D'you wanna make something of it?

[Frightened] No.

I can't help being small, like I don't suppose you can help being boring, but you don't have to insult me!

I've had this all my life: "Oi, diddy woman, why aren't you at the circus?" I'm a secretary, and what do they expect me to do, sit on a trapeze and TYPE!?

[Cowering up against the wall] Don't know.

[Marching into the room clapping to get everyone's attention] Ok, so.

[to Heidi] So if you ever mention my size again, I'll knock your TWO FRIGGING EYES INTO ONE!

LOIS! Thank you.