Exact change? Huh. That's it?
Oh, I really want to tip you, Moe, but I promised my wife I'd quit.
Here's a thought, Homer. Uh, what if you took the moolah out of your pocket, but you just stop before anything happened. You know, uh, everything but the tip.
That doesn't seem like it could lead to anything.
Sure it couldn't.
[takes his wallet out of his pocket, giving Moe a $10] We shouldn't have done that.
Does that mean that you want to stop?
[giving Moe a another $10, moans] No. It feels so good. [giving Moe a another $10]
Don't stop, you generous man. Oh, yeah, give it to me, big boy.
You like that?
Oh, that's the spot.
I can do this all night.
Right there.
Tell me you want it.
Oh, God!
Yes!
Oh, God!
Yes!
Oh, God!
Yes! [cash flies into a Moe in his face]
Oh, God!
I need a new bar.
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